A friend of mine tells me that Steve Jobs of Apple, should come up with a flexible iPhone so that I can make it into a pocket and fuck it because I’m on it so damn much.
How sad is it that she’s absolutely right? Well, she said it’s not sad, and to think about it. Look at the plethora of toys that women have to please themselves when a hard rock real life penis won’t do. When you mention the rabbit, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind? How about the butterfly? Yep, they are both tools that are used by women to please themselves, and are very famous toys. There’s all kinds of sizes, shapes, colors, and materials. The glass toys are becoming very, very popular because you can use it with just lube at room temperature, put it in boiling water for that warm fuzzy feeling, or put it in the freezer for that cold touch if that’s your thing. Now those are ones that are used vaginal, then there are the anal options called “Butt Plugs”. They have ones that blow up, or ones with “knuckles”, short ones, long ones, thick ones, thin ones, curved, ones, the list goes on and on.
Now don’t go feeling bad for the guys, there are plenty of toys for the male as well. The only difference is that for guys it has to be more realistic like “The Mouth” or the “real-feel butt mold”. Even the “fleshlight” resembles a mouth in a portable tube that you can carry with you for those moments when you can’t hold it any longer and need to “rub” one out. Companies have finally realized that guys need better toys, so they are coming out with all these pockets made out of flesh-like materials that feel really good, ahem, so I’ve been told.
What I like about the male toys however, is not only that they are for pleasure, but they also enhance the sexual experience. Take for example the cock ring – a very popular item that comes in rubber and leather. The leather ones can be as intricate as two loops; one for the ball-sack and one for the cock itself. Not only can it look good, but it helps in maintaining an erection by restraining the blood flow once the cock is hard. *Note: not to be used for long periods of time*
One of my favorite cock rings will have to be a rubber one called the “tickler”. It has a sort of head at the very top that can be used to stimulate the clitoris when the man is inside the woman. That way both the male and female will enjoy that extra oomph in their sex lives.
For those that have sensitive nipples, there are nipple clamps in many varieties and pressure intensity. I personally rather have the sensitive touch of a female tongue on my nipples, which is my biggest weakness. However I’ve been known to wear the nipple clamps when a girl is blowing me to completion
So now you know that there are as many toys for the guys as there are for the girls. I personally like to purchase my toys from Adam & Eve, which is very reputable, with a vast variety of toys for both men and women. My favorite toy? Don’t have one yet. Want to send me one to test? Please feel free. 
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What about lube? is there one that’s better for men versus women?
Hey Fantasia Lilith,
That’s an excellent question. Thank you so much for asking it, and yes there is. I”m actually writing a separate article on that issue. From personal experience, woman should not use any lube that has nonoxcidol 9 as part of the ingredient. nonoxinol-9 is a spermicidal contraceptive that has been known to cause heavy irritation in both the vagina and the penis after use. My personal opinion is to use a water base lube which is very water-soluble, and will be absorbed by the skin.
I will need to concur with the blog’s owner about legalities before I can actually start throwing name brands out there. My “general” advice is to stick with water-soluble lubes that does not irritate the private area, and is very easy to clean up afterward.
Stay tuned for my detailed article on lubes.
This was a very interesting article. That said I do have a question in this area. A penis piercing, is there any pleasure involved or is it a macho thing? And is the pleasure for the woman enhanced?
Hi Wicked,
I’m glad that you enjoyed the article, and I thank you for your question.
Since I personally don’t have a Prince Albert, I’m conducting a poll of females to get their input on this very interesting question.
From what friends and acquaintances have told me.; here’s what I know.
For those readers that don’t know about the penis piercing, it is called a Prince Albert. is a genital piercing where a ring or curved barbell enters the penis near the frenulum (ridge on the underside of the penis that connects the shaft to the head) and exits through the urethra at the tip of the penis. (ouch) Basically, you have a big ol’ piece of metal running through the underside of the head of the penis.
You can view some pics by visiting the link below:
http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Prince_Albert_Piercing
The pleasure enhancements with male friends is kind of a 50/50 split, some claim it makes their sex better, others don’t feel the difference.
Most women I spoke to say there’s no damn difference. And this is because it doesn’t affect the G Spot directly. Remember the Prince Albert is “under” the head of your penis. In order for the woman to actually feel it, it would have to be in the reverse cowgirl position. However that’s not guaranteed that it will work for her.
They also have the fear that with the friction, the metal will rub the condom and break.
Last complain about it is when the girl is sucking off a guy, it’s a tremendous discomfort to have the metal banging on your teeth when they are performing their oral duties…
So there you have it, that’s what I have learned from both sexes so far. I hope that answer some if not all of your question, and thanks for reading.
JupaMan