I’m sure that there are many, many sexually active people out there that worry tons about STDs or Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Then there’s also the worry if they have a condom or if they need to get one. However one thing I have noticed is that nobody ever talks about or mention the actually physical dangers of the glorious act of sex.
Let me paint a scenario for you, and then give me your opinion on it.
My girl and I were in the middle of a hot and heavy session. She was laying on her stomach as I was kissing the small of her back. In a very sexy way I asked her if she could lay on her back so that I can see her eyes when I’m on top of her. As she turns around she swings her left arm first, and her elbow lands right at the top of my head knocking me back. Not only did I see stars, but I think I saw some cartoon birds as well.
Shit, talk about a mood killer, how do you recover from something like that? well, we were horny, so after putting ice on my head and then icy hot, we picked up where we left off.
Now I only bring this up because the next day, the same damn thing happened, this time on my nose. Yeah I know, I have to either learn to duck, learn my lesson, or just stop fucking around massaging and kissing her back and then asking her to turn over. Mind you, the second time when she bloodied my nose, we were actually laughing about it, but that didn’t stop us.
Now my question is, what’s the statistic on bedroom accidents during love making? What about the guys that think they are acrobats and fall off the bed right on their asses? Has anybody ever gone to the emergency room with a burn on their asses from fucking on the stove? This is the kind of shit I think about during my down time when I’m not editing videos or pictures.
What about this, has there been a situation where a couple been having sex so vigorously that the the poor dog thought it was a fight and bit one of them in the ass???
I now really want to know about this, and I mean beyond the regular pushing the girl so hard during missionary position the the guy is clueless she’s banging her head on the headboard or wall. I’ve heard about the girl that gets her fingers pinched between the headboard and the wall when she’s holding on to the headboard. Of course there’s also the occasional charley horse when you least expect it. However can that really be consider an injury?
True story!
I knew somebody that was getting frisky with his girl in the wild, and some how a bee stung the tip of his cock. I wouldn’t have believed it if he didn’t drop his drawers at my friends house and was showing everybody. Now I personally think he was trying to fuck the beehive, cause how in the heck does a bee sting you right on the head of your cock? But to each his own I always say.
Now I had to bring all this up because more than once I have been the victim of a sex injury. Like the time I got tied up to my bed so tight I couldn’t move. Come to find out the girl was into hurting their partners, and I freaked the hell out when I saw the knife come out of her back pocket. She made a small knick on my belly with the tip of her knife, poured beer on it, and licked it all up. Oh yeah, that was my birthday sex. Thanks, but not thanks lady, you can keep your freaky sex.
So come on readers, I really want to know your “sex injuries” stories. I think that no matter how bad it might have been at the time, I’m sure you are now looking back and laughing at all this. So share with us and let’s compare stories, or as they say, “war scars”.
