Also back then, the phone performed one function and one function only, to talk to people. Do you remember those days? A phone was a huge black square or rectangle that was attached to the wall via a wire. This block had an interchangeable coiled wire that was connected to the receiver, the part where you listen and talk through. If your phone rang, there was a dedicated desk that this phone sat on, so that you can be comfortable while attached to the wall via a long wire, so that you can sit down and talk to whoever was at the other end. Back then we didn’t use the phone to talk to our friends to meet up, the phone was for adults to talk to other adults. We had to resort to.. GASP!!! Actually going outside and knocking on our friend’s doors to ask their parents if they could come outside and play.

Those of us lucky enough to have some money, had the Atari commodore, and some of us the earlier version with the two sticks that only went up and down to play some weird black and white version of tennis.

Back then there were no computers, no Internet, no social networks, no cell phones!!!!!. There was only black and white TV with only about 7 channels, and usually you would smack your little sister or brother on the head to get up and change the channel because there were no remote controls back then.

So what’s my point of all this. My point is simple this story. My girlfriend and I were celebrating our 2 month anniversary, and were in the middle of some hot passionate fucking, when all of the sudden both our phones go off. No, we did not stop having sex to check our phones, but we DID check them as soon as I was done planting my seed inside of her. We needed to go check who was trying to get in touch with us at 2am, that couldn’t wait for normal hours. Sad right? I think so. We checked our messages, went into the bathroom to clean up and get something to drink while we rested up for round two.

Now here comes the really, really, REALLY sad part of all this. We didn’t go back to bed and cuddle and make out like any other normal couple does. Nah, not us. We cleaned up, laid naked on the bed, and each of us were on our phones watching youtube or on facebook, myspace, or twitter for about a good hour!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT!?!?!?! What? We didn’t have anything good to talk about it? We couldn’t make conversation? We had to get on our goddamn smart phones and check whatever the fuck it was that we ‘needed’ to check? Honestly, that could have waited, and it HAD to wait until we got to a computer to check the video that she wanted me to watch because “her friend was not my friend on facebook”, so I had no access to view her videos.

Honestly, what the fuck has this world come to?

So we started to get frisky again and decided to go for another round, AFTER we plugged in our phones to charge the batteries. We get all hot and bothered, we are going at it, and then we need lube for anal sex.. where’s the lube? All the way across the fucking room (don’t ask how it got there). We had to turn on the light, and move the sheets looking for the fucking bottle. By the time I got back to bed, my hard-on was gone and the moment was ruined. She was not so turned on, and I didn’t want to fuck anymore; so I just got her off with my mouth and fingers.

Now after all this was done, we are laying in bed ready to clean each other up, when we realize that all the fucking towels were in the bathroom, and most of them already used up to clean ourselves from the previous rounds.

So what have we learned from this? Put your phone on vibrate before you start fucking, or simply just leave them behind. Make sure all lube and toys or any other paraphernalia that you like to use is very close to your choice of location to do the deed, and have some towels ready if you are the messy couple.

Ok, I’m done with my rant. J

As many of you that follow me on the social networks know that I’m a big fan of food and I love to post the pictures of the food that I eat on those social networks. In the next few days I will be driving through about 16 states, and I can’t wait to see what new foods I will get to discover. What does my traveling and eating have to do with a sex article? Bare with me while I tell you my logic.

I have found that there are some foods out there that are considered aphrodisiacs. With all my eating and huge sexual appetite, I have discovered and tested some natural foods that have gotten me very hard, and allow me to last a long time without any artificial enhancements. As any regular horny male, I used to research what I could do to make my cum taste better, to make me shoot more cum than the average guy, and what would keep me hard and generally increase my sexual prowess.

Not many people know this, but I was a line cook for a Japanese restaurant for 5 years in NYC. There I learned and tested a few things. It is said by the Japanese that oysters, eels and avocado are not only phrodisiacs, but that eel is good for a strong hard-on.

Me being the horny regular male that I am, I put that to the test after the restaurant owners told me about it.

I was with my girl friend at the time, and we had gone to eat to a Japanese restaurant (not the one I used to work at), and my appetizer was an order or fried oysters, and Unagi (eel over a bed of white rice). After our evening of hanging out in the city, we went back to her place in Brooklyn where I would spend the night most of the time. When it came to our regular scheduled fuck sessions, I noticed that I was hard as a rock, and came tons. Not only that, but I was able to maintain my erection after cumming and kept on fucking her until I came again. Not an easy feast to accomplish for most normal guys in their late 30’s.

I hadn’t realized it then, that maybe my Japanese bosses were telling me the truth about that, as I was not able to repeat the same performance two nights later.

Chocolate and strawberries are also known to be aphrodisiacs for women. Do you think that’s why they came up with chocolate covered strawberries? Does it do anything for you? I do have to tell you that I hate chocolate, but I will never ever pass up a chocolate covered strawberry; however I don’t recall wanting to hump my girl after eating them.

I have also heard that taking a daily dose of lecithin makes your cum thicker and more of it. Yes I have tried that and I didn’t see a difference.

How about eating artichokes? Have you tried that? The consensus is that it makes cum taste sweeter. One thing I know for sure that makes your cum taste better is drinking orange juice before a shoot. I usually drink a quart 3 days before I know the girl is going to take a load in her mouth. When I do this, the girls tell me that it tastes better than they expected and much sweeter

So now I ask you readers, what do guys, or your boyfriends do to make sex better naturally?

Let me paint a scenario for you, and then give me your opinion on it.

My girl and I were in the middle of a hot and heavy session. She was laying on her stomach as I was kissing the small of her back. In a very sexy way I asked her if she could lay on her back so that I can see her eyes when I’m on top of her. As she turns around she swings her left arm first, and her elbow lands right at the top of my head knocking me back. Not only did I see stars, but I think I saw some cartoon birds as well.

Shit, talk about a mood killer, how do you recover from something like that? well, we were horny, so after putting ice on my head and then icy hot, we picked up where we left off.

Now I only bring this up because the next day, the same damn thing happened, this time on my nose. Yeah I know, I have to either learn to duck, learn my lesson, or just stop fucking around massaging and kissing her back and then asking her to turn over. Mind you, the second time when she bloodied my nose, we were actually laughing about it, but that didn’t stop us.

Now my question is, what’s the statistic on bedroom accidents during love making? What about the guys that think they are acrobats and fall off the bed right on their asses? Has anybody ever gone to the emergency room with a burn on their asses from fucking on the stove? This is the kind of shit I think about during my down time when I’m not editing videos or pictures.

What about this, has there been a situation where a couple been having sex so vigorously that the the poor dog thought it was a fight and bit one of them in the ass???

I now really want to know about this, and I mean beyond the regular pushing the girl so hard during missionary position the the guy is clueless she’s banging her head on the headboard or wall. I’ve heard about the girl that gets her fingers pinched between the headboard and the wall when she’s holding on to the headboard. Of course there’s also the occasional charley horse when you least expect it. However can that really be consider an injury?

True story!
I knew somebody that was getting frisky with his girl in the wild, and some how a bee stung the tip of his cock. I wouldn’t have believed it if he didn’t drop his drawers at my friends house and was showing everybody. Now I personally think he was trying to fuck the beehive, cause how in the heck does a bee sting you right on the head of your cock? But to each his own I always say.

Now I had to bring all this up because more than once I have been the victim of a sex injury. Like the time I got tied up to my bed so tight I couldn’t move. Come to find out the girl was into hurting their partners, and I freaked the hell out when I saw the knife come out of her back pocket. She made a small knick on my belly with the tip of her knife, poured beer on it, and licked it all up. Oh yeah, that was my birthday sex. Thanks, but not thanks lady, you can keep your freaky sex.

So come on readers, I really want to know your “sex injuries” stories. I think that no matter how bad it might have been at the time, I’m sure you are now looking back and laughing at all this. So share with us and let’s compare stories, or as they say, “war scars”.

This is all about anal sex from a male’s perspective; it’s not all it’s cracked up to be, uh, no pun intended, but you will be doing it more often if you follow these tips:

-No Ramming Please

First thing first guys, PLEASE don’t ram it in. You need to understand that the anal cavity is not self-lubricating like the vagina is. Also, it is much tighter, so you need to be gentle when it comes to anal sex.

-Make Sure The Girl is Relaxed

You need to make sure the girl is relaxed. If she’s not, then please put it off for another time. If the girl is nervous, then she’s going to clamp up as soon as she feels the tip of your head touch the cavity. If she’s nervous, trust me, its not going to be a good experience for neither of you

-Use The Right Lubrication

Ok, this one is the biggie one, and for the first time I will share an industry secret that not everybody is privy to. When it comes to lube, there are many kinds. However the most recommended for anal sex is a silicone based lube because it lasts longer than water-soluble lubes, and it’s very slippery, however it’s a bit of a pain to clean. So what’s the secret? Vitamin E. HUH? Are you serious? Yup. Vitamin E is the lube of choice for many reasons. The anal cavity, just as the vagina and the urethra is very sensitive. So using vitamin E as a lubricant not only works great, but you also lower the risk of the girl getting any infection or skin irritation from the friction. Yeah I know, Vitamin E is a pain in to clean up, but what would you prefer, spending a few extra minutes cleaning up your privates, which can be fun if you are creative or hearing your girlfriend telling you that it was fun and to do it more often? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

-Point of insertion

So here you are. You have followed the steps above, and now you are all excited that you finally got your girlfriend to say yes to giving you the green light. As your missile is approaching base still keep in mind, NO RAMMING!!!

You need to make the girl aware of your actions, so let her know what you are doing. Tell her that you are going to put the head of your penis on her opening, and do just that. Rest your engorged head at the opening without inserting. Make sure to pause and ask her if she’s ok. When she gives you the ok, tell her that you are going to put the head in, and do JUST THAT. Very slowly insert just the head of the penis. Why? Here’s why. Once the girl has the head inside of her, the rest is gravy. It will be easier for her to handle the rest. Little by little push it in and listen to hear moans. Hopefully by now you should know when your girlfriend is moaning in pleasure or pain. If you don’t know her that well, then make sure she tells you she feels pain or discomfort.

***Important Tip: Don’t try to be a porn star and take your missile in and out of her cavity. Do an in an out motion ensuring that it does not come out of her cavity. Re-entry is actually more painful than the in and out motion, cause the anal cavity will re-close with her clenching once you take it out. So just leave it in****

That’s all there is to it. Where you shoot your load is up to the both of you, I’m not getting involved in that. I got you this far, now you are on your own.

So to recap, what have we learned kiddies?

• Don’t ram it in
• Make sure the girl is relaxed
• Use the appropriate lubrication type
• What to do during the insertion

If you follow these tips, I’m sure you’ll be having as much anal sex as…as…. the next guy?. Not me though. I have been cursed with a very girth-y penis and even experienced girls don’t want me up their bum… such a curse. LOL

As many of you know by now, I not only write about the adult industry, but I have also been involved in making my own adult video productions for quite some time now. Now and then will come a time when the male talent can’t, for some reason, produce what everybody knows as “the money shot”. These things happens, so every good production company has to be ready to whip up a batch of “fake cum” at a moments notice to be able to finish filming a scene.

If you are wondering, yes, I have been in that situation as a producer, where I had to come up with the fake cum more than once. Actually I was in that situation very recently during a video I was producing and directing for somebody else.

The guy was very, very nervous, and the scene was only a BJ. Not hard right? Wrong!. The guy came to the set a little tipsy because he was nervous about meeting the porn star.  The scene itself was playing out nicely, but the guy just couldn’t come at all. We were on a tight schedule and needed to set up for the next scene, so the fake cum had to come out.

Now that’s not the story. The story is that a lot of people have been asking me how to make the fake cum. I don’t go by measurements, so I just eye ball it. You will need to do the same. So here’s one recipe that has gotten me out of a bind many a times.

Here’s what you will need:

- flour

- starch

- egg white or egg white mix (you can use the ones that come in the container ready to pour)

- water

-  microwave

- a turkey baster, or medium size syringe (optional)

Here’s how it all comes together:

Take two or three teaspoons of flower, half a teaspoon of starch, quarter cup of egg white mix, and about half a cup of water.

Mix it very well in a cup or whatever container you want to use, and pop it in the microwave for 30 seconds.

You just want to heat it enough to activate the starch, which will thicken the consistency. Keep an eye on it, and add water as needed. Let it sit for about 5 minutes to check out the consistency of the mixture. If it doesn’t come out right, then do it again, but add more water to the mixture. When the mixture is cool enough, pour it into the baster, syringe, or whatever you are going to use to splatter the girl with it while the camera is rolling

Once you are satisfied with the consistency, you are ready to…err… dispense it any way that you’d like.

I got lucky the last two times I had to do it, because it was just a guy cumming in the mouth of the girl. So I had him fake it, she took a swag of the mixture in her mouth, put the penis back in her mouth, and manage to drool the fake cum onto her tits and make a mess. In post editing of course, we cut all that out to make it look as if the guy really busted a nut in the girl’s mouth.

It is also a lot harder when the cum needs to be shown coming out or being shot out from the penis, but that will be for a different article in how to shoot porn.

And that my fans, is one of the many tricks used in the adult industry to make fake cum. Of course it is also used a lot to take pictures for promotional material and what not, but that’s the jist of it.

Since I personally don’t have a Prince Albert, I have conducted a poll of males and females to get their input on this very interesting subject.

First of all, for those not familiar with a penis piercing or “Prince Albert” as it is called, let me get you acquainted.

The Prince Albert is a genital piercing where a ring or curved barbell enters the penis near the fermium (ridge on the underside of the penis that connects the shaft to the head) and exits through the urethra at the tip of the penis. (ouch) Basically, you have a big ol’ piece of metal running through the underside of the head of the penis. You can view some pics by visiting the link below:

http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Prince_Albert_Piercing

So here’s the scoop on the information I have gathered:

The pleasure enhancements with males is kind of a 50/50 split, some claim that it does enhance their sex life, others don’t feel the difference. Some guys have told me that if they use the barbell piercing that goes across the bottom of the penis, then they can definitely feel the Prince Albert as it moves under their urethra as they penetrate the woman. Not sure how I would feel about that. There’s nothing better I like than just skin on skin. I guess I’m old fashioned that way.

When it comes to the women, they all said that there’s no difference in their sexual experiences with the Prince Albert. My guess is; and most would agree with me when I mentioned it is because it doesn’t affect the G Spot directly. Remember the Prince Albert is “under” the head of your penis. In order for woman to actually feel it, it would have to be in the reverse cowgirl position. However even that’s not guaranteed that it will work for her.

Females also have the fear that with the friction, the metal will rub the condom and break. Unless the piercing is across the underside of the urethra and with spikes instead of a ball, I don’t see it happening. Why? Well think about it, if it could tear the condom, it could also tear the skin. That won’t be the case because the metal used for the piercing is smooth. If there’s any doubt on the mind of the couple about the condom breaking, then you can use a drop of water-soluble lube at the tip of the head before putting on the condom.

Last complaint about the Prince Albert is when the girl is sucking off a guy, it’s a tremendous discomfort to have the metal banging on your teeth when they are performing their oral duties. Most have told me that they have resorted to actually just licking the head and the shaft, or do a very, very slow up and down motion when they put the whole thing in their mouth. You have to keep in mind, that the piercing is metal, so going at it orally too fast, can actually chip your tooth.

Some advice to the guys that are interested in getting this type of piercing:

- Uncircumcised men can receive this piercing but the circular barbell may be more comfortable than the captive bead rings.

- Additionally, the foreskin can be pierced with either single or multiple piercings. The Prince Albert is only one of several male genital piercings that are available.

- Also, you can get what is called the reverse Prince Albert which is where the ring is actually through the top of the head, instead of the underside.

So there you have it, that’s what I have learned on this interesting journey in finding out about the Prince Albert and the sexual pleasures that it might or might not bring to both partners. So what do YOU think? If you have one or if you are a female that has experienced a sexual encounter with a Prince Albert, please let us know your thoughts by leaving us a comment below. We would love to hear from you.

She’s married, he’s single, but truly playing the field. He comes to her when he’s got “girl” troubles, and she just talks about all the crap that goes on at the office.

They’ve known each other for a little over 3 years, and it hasn’t gone beyond them just being friends, and meeting at least 3 times per week for lunch. They don’t talk on the phone, and they don’t call each other outside office hours. Emails are constrained to just jokes and making appointments for lunch meetings. HONESTLY, they are just friends!!!!

So this is what is going on in the guy’s head:

“Damn she’s got great big tits. I wonder how her lips will feel wrapped around my cock. If she weren’t my friend I’d definitely do her. Oh wait, she’s married. Whatever, what her husband won’t know, it won’t hurt him. OH MY GOD!!! stop thinking like that dude, she’s YOUR FRIEND. You can’t fuck your friend. Besides, she doesn’t like you that way, or she would have put on the move on you long ass time ago. She does keep saying that I’m one of her best friends. Why so much emphasis on that? Is there a hidden message that she wants me to break?

Ok, stop trying to look at the tattoo near her breast, and don’t ask her to unbutton any more buttons. I wonder if she’d showed it to me?. Wait, what am I thinking, I’ve already seen it.

Much to everybody’s surprise, this is what she’s thinking;

He’s got the greatest set of lips, they are so kissable and yummy. GOD why hasn’t he put the moves on me yet? I will so leave my husband for him. Look at how great we both get along; we can chat for hours and hours, and he’s a great listener. He looks at me so intently. I wish my husband would look at me like that. I bet he’s really romantic too, he can take me for a walk on the beach and hold my hand. Then at the end of the walk he can grab my face with both hands and just kiss me long and tenderly while the sun goes down over the horizon. Umm that’s very passionate.

I can very well imagine a very romantic candle lit dinner for two just the two of us at the beach, and the sound of the waves.

Now we all know this relationship is not going to happen. Specially if none of them makes the first move. So they will go on to be great friends forever and ever, and one day when her marriage is over, they’ll get together and fuck like bunnies.

For a guy, all he has to do is insert his penis in a hole, and he’s no longer a virgin. What about Gays? If two males have sex, and they are both virgins, doesn’t that constitute a taken virginity? Would the receiving male still be considered a virgin since he did not perform any penetration?

And lesbians? If one or both are lesbians and have never been with a guy, are they considered virgins if there has not been any penetration? Well, technically they have sex and please each other, so they really should not be considered virgins.

Let’s take this one step further and think about a female virgin. Would you still consider her a virgin if her vagina has not been penetrated, but she has performed oral for Tom, Dick and Harry? Let’s face it, women will always be pressured to have sex, even if they make it known that they are saving themselves for marriage. However in order to please, they like to give a little taste of the goods. They might let their boyfriends fondle their naked breasts, and even go as far as to give hand-jobs or blowjobs.

Once marriage comes around, they are very experienced in many forms of sex, but have never actually had intercourse. We live in new century where everything was so 10 minutes ago, and there’s a new trend popping up in social circles on a daily basis. What was not acceptable 10 years ago, it is now very common place.

Now personally, I believe there are two kinds of people; the ones that think virginity is taken by penetration, and the ones that think any sexual act will void any virginity status.

Many would like to argue that Virginity is only taken when there’s actual vaginal penetration; not including anal and oral. It could be that they are just trying to fool themselves into thinking that their precious child has not done anything else till the time of marriage.

Now those that think ANY sexual act would take away a virginity, well let’s face it, those people live in the “bible belt” of the USA, and they think god will strike you dead if you see a penis or boobies before marriage. Now I’m sure a lot will agree with me that it’s great to be able to marry a virgin as long as she can suck, blow, and jerk-off like nobody’s business. He/She has to be able to do something else very well, or divorce will just be sooner than expected.

Truth is, with all the articles out there on the internet, and high school courses teaching “sexual health”, any young adult will have the urge to try anything sexual earlier than we would like them to, and there’s not a damn thing in hell that we can do to stop that.

Is virginity just vaginal intercourse, or can you extend it to all sexual acts? Back in the early 1900’s a woman was pure until marriage in all manners. Centuries ago, Greeks would save their virginity by allowing their partners to perform anal and oral sex (mainly guy on guy sex).

So who’s got the right to say what makes or breaks a virgin?

Most of us know what those are, and even some of us have used them. Thanks to marketing, most people know about the “blue pill” that works magic. But that’s not the only one in the market. There are quite a few of them nowadays, and more affordable than ever.

But are they right for you? What works for one man, may not work for another. I have heard from people that take one kind of pill and can have a hard-on for days, but it’s impossible for them to ejaculate. On the same token, I have heard of guys that can ejaculate multiple times, but can only maintain the erection for only an hour or so. Of course, there are those that can’t even get it up, and the little blue “magic pill” does is magic until the guys does his. After that, he’s done.

So what works for you? That depends, and to some extent, you’ll have to try them out for yourself. Now I’m not condoning that you go popping pills to “enhance” your sexual experience. I’m sure that up to a certain point, they cannot be too good for you if you become too dependent on them. However now and then would be fine. I’m sure we have all been in a situation where we are too tired from working all day, and just don’t have the energy to perform that night. I wouldn’t want my partner mad at me for not giving her pleasure, would you?

Me personally I have tried only two. The first one I tried did not do squat for me except making me dizzy for a couple of hours, and there was no difference at all in my performance. Yes this is the same “enhancer” that two other friends swear by it.

The second one was a hit. Now I’ve only taken it once, and I was able to tell the difference. I don’t know about you, but if a girl is giving me oral pleasure, and then I go down on her, I loose my erection until it’s time to go at it. That’s just me; it’s not that I’m not enjoying it; it’s just that my erection is not getting any attention.

So when I tried this “all natural” enhancer, I was able to see the difference because I still had an erection after going down on the girl. It was great because I didn’t have to get an erection to put on the condom; I still had one. Even better, it only took about half an hour for the effects to kick in.

However that was the only difference that I noticed. I don’t know if I lasted longer or more often than usual that night. I do know that I did not have any side effects, and did not feel dizzy as I did when I took that other pill.

Will I use those pills again? Sure will. I bought two more of those pills to have around for those “just in case” situations.

If you would like to know more about the pills, please leave me a message below or send me an email at jupaproductions@gmail.com and I will provide you with more info about them.

Till next time, happy sexing.

So are guys really homophobic, or are they just shy about their anal cavities? What goes on in the mind of a guy that makes them think they are less macho if they are touched or perceived in certain way?

I believe that, for most guys, the phobia is a confused, a state of mind rather than a fear or adversity of male genitalia.

Let me explain where I’m coming from – Now it’s common knowledge that males have stronger orgasms and harder erections when their prostates are stimulated, and the best way to do so is by anally inserting a finger or a small dildo; removing it as the guy orgasms.  Now, if this brings such pleasure, why are some guys afraid when a woman inserts a finger in the guys anal cavity as they are receiving a blow job? That does not make them less of a man, or gay. It’s just a way to get more pleasure than they are used to.

Now my biggest dilemma is those guys that I personally know that are very homophobic, yet, they love it when the woman “toss the salad” while they are receiving oral pleasure. ummm, isn’t that a double standard?

So what makes the guy feel homophobic?

ahhhhh. .I see. At the bar or out with their friends, they have to act macho and very male, because well, they are males. They need to show their superiority to the rest of the world. Their personality and reputation must not be damaged. They also must behave in a certain way when they are out with their better half. However once the clothes come off, and the candles come on; pretty much anything goes. Here, in the bedroom, they won’t mind getting a finger or maybe a toy or even a tongue inserted into them, as long as they can ‘get off’.

Me personality? Oh you don’t really want to go there do you?  Ok, if you must know, I’m as homophobic as they come. I don’t like any foreign objects anywhere near the vicinity of my anal cavity. Not only will it turn me off, but I will literally freak out and jump. I was getting a very hot blow job once when a girl just went and stuck her damn finger inside my butthole right before I was going to cum, and I have never lost an erection so fast in my life. Not only that, but I didn’t get to cum either.

I wouldn’t say that it was the element of surprise that freaked me out, because I would have felt the same way if we had planned it out and she used lube. It was just the finger in ‘there’ that freaked me out.

So does that make me homophobic? I believe that term refers to neither a true phobia  nor any fear of gay sexuality. I think it’s all in our minds, and we as logical human beings must give it a name and somehow recognize it as a “sickness” when there really isn’t a sickness.

Of course this article is just my opinion and some questions/answers I go by. The actual studies on “Homophobia” are numerous. The list is too long to mention them all here, but for serious discussions, you can google the word “Homophobia” or just follow the link below to arrive at your own conclusion on what you think what homophobia really is:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=T9z&num=50&q=Homophobia&btnG=Search