Also back then, the phone performed one function and one function only, to talk to people. Do you remember those days? A phone was a huge black square or rectangle that was attached to the wall via a wire. This block had an interchangeable coiled wire that was connected to the receiver, the part where you listen and talk through. If your phone rang, there was a dedicated desk that this phone sat on, so that you can be comfortable while attached to the wall via a long wire, so that you can sit down and talk to whoever was at the other end. Back then we didn’t use the phone to talk to our friends to meet up, the phone was for adults to talk to other adults. We had to resort to.. GASP!!! Actually going outside and knocking on our friend’s doors to ask their parents if they could come outside and play.

Those of us lucky enough to have some money, had the Atari commodore, and some of us the earlier version with the two sticks that only went up and down to play some weird black and white version of tennis.

Back then there were no computers, no Internet, no social networks, no cell phones!!!!!. There was only black and white TV with only about 7 channels, and usually you would smack your little sister or brother on the head to get up and change the channel because there were no remote controls back then.

So what’s my point of all this. My point is simple this story. My girlfriend and I were celebrating our 2 month anniversary, and were in the middle of some hot passionate fucking, when all of the sudden both our phones go off. No, we did not stop having sex to check our phones, but we DID check them as soon as I was done planting my seed inside of her. We needed to go check who was trying to get in touch with us at 2am, that couldn’t wait for normal hours. Sad right? I think so. We checked our messages, went into the bathroom to clean up and get something to drink while we rested up for round two.

Now here comes the really, really, REALLY sad part of all this. We didn’t go back to bed and cuddle and make out like any other normal couple does. Nah, not us. We cleaned up, laid naked on the bed, and each of us were on our phones watching youtube or on facebook, myspace, or twitter for about a good hour!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT!?!?!?! What? We didn’t have anything good to talk about it? We couldn’t make conversation? We had to get on our goddamn smart phones and check whatever the fuck it was that we ‘needed’ to check? Honestly, that could have waited, and it HAD to wait until we got to a computer to check the video that she wanted me to watch because “her friend was not my friend on facebook”, so I had no access to view her videos.

Honestly, what the fuck has this world come to?

So we started to get frisky again and decided to go for another round, AFTER we plugged in our phones to charge the batteries. We get all hot and bothered, we are going at it, and then we need lube for anal sex.. where’s the lube? All the way across the fucking room (don’t ask how it got there). We had to turn on the light, and move the sheets looking for the fucking bottle. By the time I got back to bed, my hard-on was gone and the moment was ruined. She was not so turned on, and I didn’t want to fuck anymore; so I just got her off with my mouth and fingers.

Now after all this was done, we are laying in bed ready to clean each other up, when we realize that all the fucking towels were in the bathroom, and most of them already used up to clean ourselves from the previous rounds.

So what have we learned from this? Put your phone on vibrate before you start fucking, or simply just leave them behind. Make sure all lube and toys or any other paraphernalia that you like to use is very close to your choice of location to do the deed, and have some towels ready if you are the messy couple.

Ok, I’m done with my rant. J

As many of you that follow me on the social networks know that I’m a big fan of food and I love to post the pictures of the food that I eat on those social networks. In the next few days I will be driving through about 16 states, and I can’t wait to see what new foods I will get to discover. What does my traveling and eating have to do with a sex article? Bare with me while I tell you my logic.

I have found that there are some foods out there that are considered aphrodisiacs. With all my eating and huge sexual appetite, I have discovered and tested some natural foods that have gotten me very hard, and allow me to last a long time without any artificial enhancements. As any regular horny male, I used to research what I could do to make my cum taste better, to make me shoot more cum than the average guy, and what would keep me hard and generally increase my sexual prowess.

Not many people know this, but I was a line cook for a Japanese restaurant for 5 years in NYC. There I learned and tested a few things. It is said by the Japanese that oysters, eels and avocado are not only phrodisiacs, but that eel is good for a strong hard-on.

Me being the horny regular male that I am, I put that to the test after the restaurant owners told me about it.

I was with my girl friend at the time, and we had gone to eat to a Japanese restaurant (not the one I used to work at), and my appetizer was an order or fried oysters, and Unagi (eel over a bed of white rice). After our evening of hanging out in the city, we went back to her place in Brooklyn where I would spend the night most of the time. When it came to our regular scheduled fuck sessions, I noticed that I was hard as a rock, and came tons. Not only that, but I was able to maintain my erection after cumming and kept on fucking her until I came again. Not an easy feast to accomplish for most normal guys in their late 30’s.

I hadn’t realized it then, that maybe my Japanese bosses were telling me the truth about that, as I was not able to repeat the same performance two nights later.

Chocolate and strawberries are also known to be aphrodisiacs for women. Do you think that’s why they came up with chocolate covered strawberries? Does it do anything for you? I do have to tell you that I hate chocolate, but I will never ever pass up a chocolate covered strawberry; however I don’t recall wanting to hump my girl after eating them.

I have also heard that taking a daily dose of lecithin makes your cum thicker and more of it. Yes I have tried that and I didn’t see a difference.

How about eating artichokes? Have you tried that? The consensus is that it makes cum taste sweeter. One thing I know for sure that makes your cum taste better is drinking orange juice before a shoot. I usually drink a quart 3 days before I know the girl is going to take a load in her mouth. When I do this, the girls tell me that it tastes better than they expected and much sweeter

So now I ask you readers, what do guys, or your boyfriends do to make sex better naturally?

First of all, let’s get the technical side of things put to bed. For those who may have been living under a rock for most of their adult life, uncircumcised is when the foreskin is still attached and covers the head of the penis. The foreskin is then rolled back, exposing the head during sex.  A circumcised penis is well… the opposite. The foreskin has been surgurically removed and the head is exposed to the elements 24-7.

Now let’s talk about an uncircumcised penis. The foreskin covering the head, is great for the man involved during sex as it makes the head super sensitive, due to the fact it hasn’t been exposed to things such as rubbing fabrics during daily routines. Other than this, and perhaps some religious beliefs, does the foreskin really provide any other benefits other than protection?  For an uncircumcised man, hygiene is super important, as you must roll back the foreskin and be sure to clean SUPER well to prevent bacteria growth and infection. But look at it from a woman’s point of view for a moment (which is the point of this article – sorry fellas)

My girlfriend for one has some very strong opinions on an uncircumcised penis – and I’m going to share her point of view with you now. Her biggest pet peeve with the “capped” ones is hygiene. Guys, if you don’t scrub your junk REALLY well, you’re going to leave things hiding behind that us ladies don’t want to find. Surprises are good, but not when you are going down there. First up, if you don’t clean well, the first turn off will be the smell. Everybody sweats, but with the foreskin still attached, it’s going to sweat more. Add that to the fact that you do urinate, and I’m sure that after giving it a ‘few shakes’, the fact that some urine is going to drip down the foreskin and then linger. Common ladies, you and I both know that unique smell of sweat and piss that at some points we’ve ALL encountered at some point. NUMBER ONE TURN OFF.

Number two on the list, and maybe some men out there can give us ladies some insight on this. WHY WHY WHY, is there ALWAYS lint hiding up inside there?? I’m serious here, and always hiding up in under the rim of the head. How in the bloody hell does it get there when you have something hanging and protecting the head of the dick??? Someone, ANYONE please! Give us ladies some answers here! You roll back the foreskin, and HELLO, you have to pick little balls of yarn from under the head or god forbid if you missed it and then have to try and pick them off the back of your tongue. UGH All I want to know is how it gets there, or is this one of life’s secrets like how they get the caramilk in the caramilk bar?

Now for the circumcised men – those who although the head might be desensitized a bit, have none of the issues of the uncircumcised penis men do. True, hygiene is obviously an important issue, as are the issues of smell, urine and bacteria, but being circumcised, there is nothing to pull back, nothing to hide unwanted balls of yarn or other such surprises. But it all comes down to personal preference. Some women claim they can feel the different inside between a circumcised and uncircumcised – and other women still have a preference when performing oral sex, which I understand totally. When giving head to an uncircumcised man the foreskin will move as your mouth does. This may feel strange to some women, while others won’t really notice it – just another thing to add to the overall debate

So ladies, what are your personal preferences? Guys, are you circumcised or uncircumcised, let’s get a little poll happening here – completely unscientific of course.. *laughs*

Let me paint a scenario for you, and then give me your opinion on it.

My girl and I were in the middle of a hot and heavy session. She was laying on her stomach as I was kissing the small of her back. In a very sexy way I asked her if she could lay on her back so that I can see her eyes when I’m on top of her. As she turns around she swings her left arm first, and her elbow lands right at the top of my head knocking me back. Not only did I see stars, but I think I saw some cartoon birds as well.

Shit, talk about a mood killer, how do you recover from something like that? well, we were horny, so after putting ice on my head and then icy hot, we picked up where we left off.

Now I only bring this up because the next day, the same damn thing happened, this time on my nose. Yeah I know, I have to either learn to duck, learn my lesson, or just stop fucking around massaging and kissing her back and then asking her to turn over. Mind you, the second time when she bloodied my nose, we were actually laughing about it, but that didn’t stop us.

Now my question is, what’s the statistic on bedroom accidents during love making? What about the guys that think they are acrobats and fall off the bed right on their asses? Has anybody ever gone to the emergency room with a burn on their asses from fucking on the stove? This is the kind of shit I think about during my down time when I’m not editing videos or pictures.

What about this, has there been a situation where a couple been having sex so vigorously that the the poor dog thought it was a fight and bit one of them in the ass???

I now really want to know about this, and I mean beyond the regular pushing the girl so hard during missionary position the the guy is clueless she’s banging her head on the headboard or wall. I’ve heard about the girl that gets her fingers pinched between the headboard and the wall when she’s holding on to the headboard. Of course there’s also the occasional charley horse when you least expect it. However can that really be consider an injury?

True story!
I knew somebody that was getting frisky with his girl in the wild, and some how a bee stung the tip of his cock. I wouldn’t have believed it if he didn’t drop his drawers at my friends house and was showing everybody. Now I personally think he was trying to fuck the beehive, cause how in the heck does a bee sting you right on the head of your cock? But to each his own I always say.

Now I had to bring all this up because more than once I have been the victim of a sex injury. Like the time I got tied up to my bed so tight I couldn’t move. Come to find out the girl was into hurting their partners, and I freaked the hell out when I saw the knife come out of her back pocket. She made a small knick on my belly with the tip of her knife, poured beer on it, and licked it all up. Oh yeah, that was my birthday sex. Thanks, but not thanks lady, you can keep your freaky sex.

So come on readers, I really want to know your “sex injuries” stories. I think that no matter how bad it might have been at the time, I’m sure you are now looking back and laughing at all this. So share with us and let’s compare stories, or as they say, “war scars”.

This type of masturbation can be very erotic and exciting for some, as you are getting stimulated visually by watching the other persons actions, and being stimulated by sound, as you can hear the person’s sounds of excitement – their pants, and moans… hmmm.. yeahhhh.. it can be very interesting indeed.

I find that a lot of men love to watch a woman please her own body. For some, it’s a sign of a confidant woman, one who knows her body, how to please it sexually and can share that with someone is an incredible turn on. In the same breath, there are women who also enjoy watching a man stroke himself to orgasm. Watching the cum explode and spurt from the head of his manhood can be a very sexy and hot as hell experience for them to watch. In both cases, watching a member of the opposite sex (of for some even the same sex) bring themselves to orgasm will often boost their own excitement, bringing them over the edge themselves to reach their own very very happy place!

Mutual masturbation is a form of play without the worry. There is no fear of contracting an sexually transmitted disease, no fear of an unwanted pregnancy, no fear of not measuring up and being able to please your partner. You are your own partner. You can take this one step further, and raise the argument that mutual masturbation is not a form of cheating as there are no touching involved with the other individual. You are simply both in the same room with one another, and just happen to be watching them masturbate while you do the same. Some could even say this is no different than watching porn and getting yourself off. Some will agree. Others won’t. It’s the nature of the beast.

Whatever way you slice it, mutual masturbation can be a lot more fun that simply doing it yourself. It gives you additional stimulators, which can add to your own excitement. If you have never experienced mutual masturbation, perhaps it’s something you’d like to experiment with, with your partner. If you don’t have a partner (or a special friend), there are methods as well.

Mutual masturbation is exactly what you do when it comes to cyber sex. Introduce a web cam where you can see each other, and perhaps even a mic, and there you have it. You can see and hear each other, but there will be no touching what so ever. The perfect plan if physical contact sex is not on your agenda!

This is all about anal sex from a male’s perspective; it’s not all it’s cracked up to be, uh, no pun intended, but you will be doing it more often if you follow these tips:

-No Ramming Please

First thing first guys, PLEASE don’t ram it in. You need to understand that the anal cavity is not self-lubricating like the vagina is. Also, it is much tighter, so you need to be gentle when it comes to anal sex.

-Make Sure The Girl is Relaxed

You need to make sure the girl is relaxed. If she’s not, then please put it off for another time. If the girl is nervous, then she’s going to clamp up as soon as she feels the tip of your head touch the cavity. If she’s nervous, trust me, its not going to be a good experience for neither of you

-Use The Right Lubrication

Ok, this one is the biggie one, and for the first time I will share an industry secret that not everybody is privy to. When it comes to lube, there are many kinds. However the most recommended for anal sex is a silicone based lube because it lasts longer than water-soluble lubes, and it’s very slippery, however it’s a bit of a pain to clean. So what’s the secret? Vitamin E. HUH? Are you serious? Yup. Vitamin E is the lube of choice for many reasons. The anal cavity, just as the vagina and the urethra is very sensitive. So using vitamin E as a lubricant not only works great, but you also lower the risk of the girl getting any infection or skin irritation from the friction. Yeah I know, Vitamin E is a pain in to clean up, but what would you prefer, spending a few extra minutes cleaning up your privates, which can be fun if you are creative or hearing your girlfriend telling you that it was fun and to do it more often? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

-Point of insertion

So here you are. You have followed the steps above, and now you are all excited that you finally got your girlfriend to say yes to giving you the green light. As your missile is approaching base still keep in mind, NO RAMMING!!!

You need to make the girl aware of your actions, so let her know what you are doing. Tell her that you are going to put the head of your penis on her opening, and do just that. Rest your engorged head at the opening without inserting. Make sure to pause and ask her if she’s ok. When she gives you the ok, tell her that you are going to put the head in, and do JUST THAT. Very slowly insert just the head of the penis. Why? Here’s why. Once the girl has the head inside of her, the rest is gravy. It will be easier for her to handle the rest. Little by little push it in and listen to hear moans. Hopefully by now you should know when your girlfriend is moaning in pleasure or pain. If you don’t know her that well, then make sure she tells you she feels pain or discomfort.

***Important Tip: Don’t try to be a porn star and take your missile in and out of her cavity. Do an in an out motion ensuring that it does not come out of her cavity. Re-entry is actually more painful than the in and out motion, cause the anal cavity will re-close with her clenching once you take it out. So just leave it in****

That’s all there is to it. Where you shoot your load is up to the both of you, I’m not getting involved in that. I got you this far, now you are on your own.

So to recap, what have we learned kiddies?

• Don’t ram it in
• Make sure the girl is relaxed
• Use the appropriate lubrication type
• What to do during the insertion

If you follow these tips, I’m sure you’ll be having as much anal sex as…as…. the next guy?. Not me though. I have been cursed with a very girth-y penis and even experienced girls don’t want me up their bum… such a curse. LOL

What is special about the male g-spot?

For those men who have experienced an orgasm after having their g-spot stimulated, they will tell you it was one of their most intense orgasms ever.  For those men that cringe at the thought of having the male g-spot massaged, they just fear the unknown.

The male g-spot is not a place that many men will explore for the simply fact it is located between their scrotum and anus.  That doesn’t sound so bad.  However, to successfully have it stimulated by their mate, access is gained by inserting a well lubricated finger or device about 2 centimeters inside the butt.

Yep, you read it right.  The male g-spot is located up a man’s ass.

For the majority of men who fantasize about anal sex with their partners, they see no problems with inserting their dick up their partners butt when it’s erect and about 4 -5 times more round than a typical woman’s finger.  However, when the roles are reversed and it requires the insertion of a finger to stimulate the male g-spot, they cringe and screak in terror.

The male g-spot is actually the man’s prostate.  And having this slightly stimulated during oral sex will drive the man crazy.  In fact, there are numerous documented cases of men reaching orgasm while having their prostate examined in a doctor’s office.

For the man, having his g-spot slightly massaged while receiving oral sex will send him shuttering in pleasure.  The intensity of a blow job increases ten fold during this practice and there are many men who cannot control the flow of pre-cum during male g-spot stimulation.

A partner with a skilled finger can control the intensity during male g-spot stimulation, bringing him to the brink of orgasm only to stop and have him beg for more.

So men, remember, that while having your g-spot stimulated may sound painful, it is anything but.  Open your mind to the possibilities and allow your partner to explore.

Many people fantasize about being with another partner, it’s normal in any relationship to wonder “what if”.  Going that extra step and turning fantasy into reality takes a special kind of personality.

Having an affair means being able to look at your partner each day knowing that you have violated a trust.  Having an affair means you have to deal with a variety of emotions that could include guilt and fear.  Would you be able to cope with knowing that someone might find out your little secret?

Being faithful is hard work.  Just look at the statistics.  Many more people are being unfaithful and more marriages are ending in divorce than ever before.

But what drives someone to have an affair?

Is it the excitement of feeling someone different touch you?  Caress you?  Kiss you?

Being intimate with someone else outside of a relationship is an adrenaline rush.  There’s no denying that very moment when there’s penetration, hearing the gasp of your partner, the gentle squeezing and the release at climax can be addictive.  It is a spark that quite often has been missing from the long-term relationship.

Having an affair may have its merits but throwing caution to the wind may be best suited for fantasy.  Keep your relationship fresh with role play, surprises and an willingness to explore.  Be creative and use some toys, push your limits and then beyond

These days it seems it’s the polar opposite, and I have come to question is there anything that’s considered Taboo anymore? With porn becoming more mainstream in the late 1990s, it opened the erotic doors for many people, allowing them to indulge in what was previously considered taboo fantasy, and certain sexual subjects, such as anal sex, began to find its own niche not just in the adult industry, but for everyday folk in the privacy of their own bedrooms.

As the Internet gained popularity it not just opened the erotic doors for some people, but literally blew them off the hinges. Suddenly the world of the taboo is available at the click of a mouse, and thus in many ways desensitizing us from what was previously considered to be out of the norm in the ways of sex. Unexpectedly to some, what they may have previously considered to be dirty or an act they may have never considered before now has them curious. Even subjects such as 3-somes (either M/F/M or F/M/F), partner swapping, and even sex parties are now longer considered something you’d only see late at night on those “special” channels you had to pay extra for.

It’s the same with any topic, be exposed to it often enough, and your opinions change on said subject. But have we been over-exposed? I’m not saying that what’s happened is necessarily a bad thing, but if nothing is considered taboo anymore, what do we have left? What little secret fantasies can we keep to ourselves because we think others will consider us “not quite all there”, and being OK with that, because it was sexy, hot and the idea of it drove us wild!

If what we USE to consider Taboo is now the norm (or at least not AS frowned upon by society), where do we go from here? That is a question, I’m not really sure how I feel about. I mean, how much further can we really go when you think about it?  Words to ponder..

Since I personally don’t have a Prince Albert, I have conducted a poll of males and females to get their input on this very interesting subject.

First of all, for those not familiar with a penis piercing or “Prince Albert” as it is called, let me get you acquainted.

The Prince Albert is a genital piercing where a ring or curved barbell enters the penis near the fermium (ridge on the underside of the penis that connects the shaft to the head) and exits through the urethra at the tip of the penis. (ouch) Basically, you have a big ol’ piece of metal running through the underside of the head of the penis. You can view some pics by visiting the link below:

http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Prince_Albert_Piercing

So here’s the scoop on the information I have gathered:

The pleasure enhancements with males is kind of a 50/50 split, some claim that it does enhance their sex life, others don’t feel the difference. Some guys have told me that if they use the barbell piercing that goes across the bottom of the penis, then they can definitely feel the Prince Albert as it moves under their urethra as they penetrate the woman. Not sure how I would feel about that. There’s nothing better I like than just skin on skin. I guess I’m old fashioned that way.

When it comes to the women, they all said that there’s no difference in their sexual experiences with the Prince Albert. My guess is; and most would agree with me when I mentioned it is because it doesn’t affect the G Spot directly. Remember the Prince Albert is “under” the head of your penis. In order for woman to actually feel it, it would have to be in the reverse cowgirl position. However even that’s not guaranteed that it will work for her.

Females also have the fear that with the friction, the metal will rub the condom and break. Unless the piercing is across the underside of the urethra and with spikes instead of a ball, I don’t see it happening. Why? Well think about it, if it could tear the condom, it could also tear the skin. That won’t be the case because the metal used for the piercing is smooth. If there’s any doubt on the mind of the couple about the condom breaking, then you can use a drop of water-soluble lube at the tip of the head before putting on the condom.

Last complaint about the Prince Albert is when the girl is sucking off a guy, it’s a tremendous discomfort to have the metal banging on your teeth when they are performing their oral duties. Most have told me that they have resorted to actually just licking the head and the shaft, or do a very, very slow up and down motion when they put the whole thing in their mouth. You have to keep in mind, that the piercing is metal, so going at it orally too fast, can actually chip your tooth.

Some advice to the guys that are interested in getting this type of piercing:

- Uncircumcised men can receive this piercing but the circular barbell may be more comfortable than the captive bead rings.

- Additionally, the foreskin can be pierced with either single or multiple piercings. The Prince Albert is only one of several male genital piercings that are available.

- Also, you can get what is called the reverse Prince Albert which is where the ring is actually through the top of the head, instead of the underside.

So there you have it, that’s what I have learned on this interesting journey in finding out about the Prince Albert and the sexual pleasures that it might or might not bring to both partners. So what do YOU think? If you have one or if you are a female that has experienced a sexual encounter with a Prince Albert, please let us know your thoughts by leaving us a comment below. We would love to hear from you.